No.318 Of Surfin Crocs

It's amazing what you learn when listening to the BBC World Service at 4a.m. in the morning. They've found out that Salt Water Crocodiles have learnt to surf which is why Crocs, who are not great swimmers, can cover over 300 miles in just a few days. Poor guys out on their surf boards say I. Not only do they have to contend with Great Whites Sharks they now have to watch they don't step on a surfing Croc. Take up golf instead say I.

I have an MOT today -or more correctly, my MG does. The problem is that it's broken down and I have to fix it by 5.30p.m. to get it through its test. I wonder if the AA have ever done a Relay service to an MOT bay before?