No.309 Of Dashing Volunteers

I was up early this morning to volunteer my services to the great Six Mile Water River clean up. Only two of us showed up. By lunchtime we were both done in. But we'd picked up 6 bags worth of rubbish from barely 200 metres of river. Some going though I say it myself.

Not only were we a little peeved that it was just us two but when a third body arrived on the scene all he was about was trying to make off with our boat! Glad he tried to talk his way out of it rather than just leg it because I couldn't have made much of an effort "to give chase" in my wet suit and overly large shoes. Funny lot round here.